If a conservative did it...

The title of this blog is like the OJ book, but it is to introduce a new feature to conservative uncensored.

Imagine these headlines...
1) Bush administration releases memo to be on alert for "left-wing extremists."
2) Governor Sarah Palin buys stock in spouses employer after securing earmarked funds from state legislature, before the deal is announced.

Imagine what Olberjerk-off would do if these things were true. Hell not even anyone as extreme as Olberjerk-off, how would the SCUM at CNN, ABC or CBS report these things? Many of you have figured out what I'm driving at, here's what really happenend this week.

1) Fire Napolitano

http://video1.washingtontimes.com/video/extremismreport.pdf

DHS Chief Janet Napolotano released a security memo last week to be on the alert for "right-wing" extremists (linked above).

Now I've read into the memo. Admittedly it starts by talking about the most extreme racist factions. But why did the government use the term "right-wing," instead of racist, or militant-relgious. If you read further down (bottom of p.4 on the linked pdf) you see...

"Many rightwing extremists are antagonistic toward the new presidential administration and its perceived stance on a range of issues, including immigration and citizenship, the expansion of social programs to minorities, and restrictions on firearms ownership and use."

Think about this, you can be defined as an right-wing extremist if you happen to believe
*In the preservation of the 2nd amendment
*There should be a reduction in social programs
*If you believe in people coming to the country legally.

What is mind boggling about this is that this is exactly the kind of thing the left accused the Patriot Act of doing. But people crying out against the Patriot Act are incredibly silent about this, because this is persecution of opposing ideas, not their own. This is in Black and White, plain as day an attempt to The height of hypocracy.

Republican's have resigned over far less, Napalotono's head should roll, except for the fact Pres. Obama doesn't give a damn about the constitution.

2) DiFi (new CU blogword, CA Senator Diane Feinstein) caught in insider trading

http://washingtontimes.com/news/2009/apr/21/senate-husbands-firm-cashes-in-on-crisis/

DiFi has been caught earmarking money for his husbands firm who benefits from all of this real-estate bailout money. Her Husband's firm got $25B from the taxpayer and he with the rest of the board made many millions more by repurchasing stock without disclosing this inside information.

Read the story for yourself, it's 9 pages long, but you get the details about how DiFi's husband and company made money off of $25B of our taxpayer dollars, sick.

Pirates and Foreign Policy

So I was very excited to find out that three Pirates were shot dead for holding an american ship captain hostage off the coast of Africa on Sunday morning.



Congrats to President Obama for getting a successful conclusion. However, it seems that the Navy's seals orders were only to fire if the hostages life in danger and this directive was not in place until Saturday Morning. This seems to be why the Navy wasn't able to assist the first time the hostage tried to escape.


While I do congratulate President Obama for whatever part he had (which is a matter of wide debate) in getting the best conclusion possible, I think President Obama will need to be judged on how he handles the future.

This threat won't go away and the lives of those that carry aid and goods to that part of the world are in jeopardy. So far we took one captive, where are we goign to keep him. If only there was a prison off our shores for the dangerous enemies of our nation that were still open.

But the point is will Obama take a proactive stance and use the military to make the shipping routes safer, or will he hope this goes away by ignoring it. Unfortunatly I believe one who set a record for voting present is likley to do the latter, but we'll wait and see.

Best of the Media (new cu blogword, new segment described below).

I try and take in the news and opinions I can. This clip comes from the Chris Baker show, 7-11am weekday mornings on KTLK in Minneapolis/St. Paul. It's a funny parody of a famous 70s classic describing Obama's foregin policy as defined by his recent world tour.

http://www.conservativeuncensored.com/media/obamasurrender.mp3
(click above to play with default settings, or right click and select "Save Target As" to download).

Red Eye! and New Blog Features...

AAL1:

I just want to say a word about my favorite show on Fox News Channel, "Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld." This is my guilty pleasure every night and the big reason to get a DVR if you can't handle the 3am eastern timeslot.

This show is simply awesome in its irreverence, yet brilliance. Andrew Brietbart wrote a great review:

"In an era of extreme political correctness, when almost everyone is offended by almost everything, and with self-appointed advocacy groups organized to find offense on behalf of almost everyone - offensively, without the majority in the group's consent - it's nice to know that there's a place to go where everyone can be offended almost all of the time. "

(Full article: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/jan/26/boycott-red-eye-with-greg-gutfeld/. )

Anyway you will notice a "Red Eye" video feed from foxnews.com's RSS service on the right hand side of this blog.

Also I added RSS feeds to many other conservative pundits and blogs. I want this blog to become a simple hub where you can get overloaded with the best conservative media on the net. Please let me know if there's anything else you'd like to see here :).

C'mon dems, defend Howard Dean on this....

AAL4:

All right dems, excuse this...

http://www.olbermannwatch.com/archives/2009/03/red_eye_skewers.php

It's well documented at olbermannwatch.com that Obeljerk-off, is, well a jerk-off. (BTW if anyone from NBC sports is reading I haven't watched an NFL pre-game or halftime show because Olberjerk-off is at the desk).

But Howard Dean hoping we'll forget about the things he said about President Bush and other republicains when he was in office.

"You know, the Republicans are not very friendly to different kinds of people. They're a pretty monolithic party. Pretty much, they all behave the same, and they all look the same. ... It's pretty much a white Christian party.''

"This president is not interested in being a good president. He's interested in some complicated psychological situation that he has with his father."

"You think people can work all day and then pick up their kids at child care or wherever and get home and still manage to sandwich in an eight-hour vote? Well Republicans, I guess can do that. Because a lot of them have never made an honest living in their lives." (unlike many Kennedy's apparantly)

"I hate Republicans and everything they stand for. "

"John Ashcroft is not a patriot, John Ashcroft is a descendant of Joseph McCarthy. "

“As long as George Bush is president, we are going to create a permanent class system, ... And we're going to change that as soon as we can. What George Bush has done is give our money to his friends paying for his re-election. He made it impossible for people like you to go to college.”

These quotes are from those right wing nut-jobs at brainyquote.com and thinkexist.com (DIS, new CU blogword, "Dripping in sarcasm"). Many of these were mentioned in TV's Andy Levy's "Red Eye" halftime report if you made to the final minute of the video linked above...

My point is I guess everything Dean said is okay, as long as he didn't say "facist." Of course no one on CNN or MSNBC is going to call Dean on this (there's a reason he went on the program with the biggest idiot on cable news). In the meantime CNN's D.L. Hughley is all to happy to call the GOP Nazi's right to Chairman Steele's face.

C'mon dems, defend your position that the right wing is lying about media bias. I f**king dare you!

Funny Headlines, parable notes...

AAL3:

In currency news on drudgereport today...

BEIJING TO PITCH NEW GLOBAL CURRENCY; DUMP DOLLAR...
FLASHBACK: Kremlin to Pitch New Currency...
NBC's the Office FLASHBACK: Would be regional manager pitches the ShruteBuck motivational tool.

Parable Explained....

So my story about Barney Frank and AIG in my previous post (click here) is designed to make a few points.

1) Barney Frank and the left are absolute moron's. This outrage is so phony over the bonuses, when congress wasn't even supposed to read the bill that passed the bailout in the first place. Furthermore, the amount of the bailout is over 1000 times that of these bonuses, yet every time anyone questioned the wisdom of this plan they were told to "Give Obama a chance."

2) AIG should just give all the money back and go bankrupt. It's either them or the government at this point with this adminstration. The Obama administration keeps proposing $1 Trillion ($1,000,000,000,000) bailouts at the rate of one every few months. What happened here is a cautionary tale to all private buisess that accepting bailouts doesn't mean free money. The price is your soul for socialism, as the Obama adminstration has made it perfectly clear they're going to tell you how much you can people, where you can go on retreats, and how to manage your buisness (even though almost no members of congress have been succesful in the private sector themselves to ANY extent).

Locally Wells Fargo and TCF are starting to get this and they're having second thoughts about signing on to the bailout. They are saying they were strongarmed, but still they should've had the sense to say no.