AAL1:
I just want to say a word about my favorite show on Fox News Channel, "Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld." This is my guilty pleasure every night and the big reason to get a DVR if you can't handle the 3am eastern timeslot.
This show is simply awesome in its irreverence, yet brilliance. Andrew Brietbart wrote a great review:
"In an era of extreme political correctness, when almost everyone is offended by almost everything, and with self-appointed advocacy groups organized to find offense on behalf of almost everyone - offensively, without the majority in the group's consent - it's nice to know that there's a place to go where everyone can be offended almost all of the time. "
(Full article: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/jan/26/boycott-red-eye-with-greg-gutfeld/. )
Anyway you will notice a "Red Eye" video feed from foxnews.com's RSS service on the right hand side of this blog.
Also I added RSS feeds to many other conservative pundits and blogs. I want this blog to become a simple hub where you can get overloaded with the best conservative media on the net. Please let me know if there's anything else you'd like to see here :).
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31 March 2009
30 March 2009
C'mon dems, defend Howard Dean on this....
AAL4:
All right dems, excuse this...
http://www.olbermannwatch.com/archives/2009/03/red_eye_skewers.php
It's well documented at olbermannwatch.com that Obeljerk-off, is, well a jerk-off. (BTW if anyone from NBC sports is reading I haven't watched an NFL pre-game or halftime show because Olberjerk-off is at the desk).
But Howard Dean hoping we'll forget about the things he said about President Bush and other republicains when he was in office.
"You know, the Republicans are not very friendly to different kinds of people. They're a pretty monolithic party. Pretty much, they all behave the same, and they all look the same. ... It's pretty much a white Christian party.''
"This president is not interested in being a good president. He's interested in some complicated psychological situation that he has with his father."
"You think people can work all day and then pick up their kids at child care or wherever and get home and still manage to sandwich in an eight-hour vote? Well Republicans, I guess can do that. Because a lot of them have never made an honest living in their lives." (unlike many Kennedy's apparantly)
"I hate Republicans and everything they stand for. "
"John Ashcroft is not a patriot, John Ashcroft is a descendant of Joseph McCarthy. "
“As long as George Bush is president, we are going to create a permanent class system, ... And we're going to change that as soon as we can. What George Bush has done is give our money to his friends paying for his re-election. He made it impossible for people like you to go to college.”
These quotes are from those right wing nut-jobs at brainyquote.com and thinkexist.com (DIS, new CU blogword, "Dripping in sarcasm"). Many of these were mentioned in TV's Andy Levy's "Red Eye" halftime report if you made to the final minute of the video linked above...
My point is I guess everything Dean said is okay, as long as he didn't say "facist." Of course no one on CNN or MSNBC is going to call Dean on this (there's a reason he went on the program with the biggest idiot on cable news). In the meantime CNN's D.L. Hughley is all to happy to call the GOP Nazi's right to Chairman Steele's face.
C'mon dems, defend your position that the right wing is lying about media bias. I f**king dare you!
All right dems, excuse this...
http://www.olbermannwatch.com/archives/2009/03/red_eye_skewers.php
It's well documented at olbermannwatch.com that Obeljerk-off, is, well a jerk-off. (BTW if anyone from NBC sports is reading I haven't watched an NFL pre-game or halftime show because Olberjerk-off is at the desk).
But Howard Dean hoping we'll forget about the things he said about President Bush and other republicains when he was in office.
"You know, the Republicans are not very friendly to different kinds of people. They're a pretty monolithic party. Pretty much, they all behave the same, and they all look the same. ... It's pretty much a white Christian party.''
"This president is not interested in being a good president. He's interested in some complicated psychological situation that he has with his father."
"You think people can work all day and then pick up their kids at child care or wherever and get home and still manage to sandwich in an eight-hour vote? Well Republicans, I guess can do that. Because a lot of them have never made an honest living in their lives." (unlike many Kennedy's apparantly)
"I hate Republicans and everything they stand for. "
"John Ashcroft is not a patriot, John Ashcroft is a descendant of Joseph McCarthy. "
“As long as George Bush is president, we are going to create a permanent class system, ... And we're going to change that as soon as we can. What George Bush has done is give our money to his friends paying for his re-election. He made it impossible for people like you to go to college.”
These quotes are from those right wing nut-jobs at brainyquote.com and thinkexist.com (DIS, new CU blogword, "Dripping in sarcasm"). Many of these were mentioned in TV's Andy Levy's "Red Eye" halftime report if you made to the final minute of the video linked above...
My point is I guess everything Dean said is okay, as long as he didn't say "facist." Of course no one on CNN or MSNBC is going to call Dean on this (there's a reason he went on the program with the biggest idiot on cable news). In the meantime CNN's D.L. Hughley is all to happy to call the GOP Nazi's right to Chairman Steele's face.
C'mon dems, defend your position that the right wing is lying about media bias. I f**king dare you!
24 March 2009
Funny Headlines, parable notes...
AAL3:
In currency news on drudgereport today...
BEIJING TO PITCH NEW GLOBAL CURRENCY; DUMP DOLLAR...
FLASHBACK: Kremlin to Pitch New Currency...
NBC's the Office FLASHBACK: Would be regional manager pitches the ShruteBuck motivational tool.
Parable Explained....
So my story about Barney Frank and AIG in my previous post (click here) is designed to make a few points.
1) Barney Frank and the left are absolute moron's. This outrage is so phony over the bonuses, when congress wasn't even supposed to read the bill that passed the bailout in the first place. Furthermore, the amount of the bailout is over 1000 times that of these bonuses, yet every time anyone questioned the wisdom of this plan they were told to "Give Obama a chance."
2) AIG should just give all the money back and go bankrupt. It's either them or the government at this point with this adminstration. The Obama administration keeps proposing $1 Trillion ($1,000,000,000,000) bailouts at the rate of one every few months. What happened here is a cautionary tale to all private buisess that accepting bailouts doesn't mean free money. The price is your soul for socialism, as the Obama adminstration has made it perfectly clear they're going to tell you how much you can people, where you can go on retreats, and how to manage your buisness (even though almost no members of congress have been succesful in the private sector themselves to ANY extent).
Locally Wells Fargo and TCF are starting to get this and they're having second thoughts about signing on to the bailout. They are saying they were strongarmed, but still they should've had the sense to say no.
In currency news on drudgereport today...
BEIJING TO PITCH NEW GLOBAL CURRENCY; DUMP DOLLAR...
FLASHBACK: Kremlin to Pitch New Currency...
NBC's the Office FLASHBACK: Would be regional manager pitches the ShruteBuck motivational tool.
Parable Explained....
So my story about Barney Frank and AIG in my previous post (click here) is designed to make a few points.
1) Barney Frank and the left are absolute moron's. This outrage is so phony over the bonuses, when congress wasn't even supposed to read the bill that passed the bailout in the first place. Furthermore, the amount of the bailout is over 1000 times that of these bonuses, yet every time anyone questioned the wisdom of this plan they were told to "Give Obama a chance."
2) AIG should just give all the money back and go bankrupt. It's either them or the government at this point with this adminstration. The Obama administration keeps proposing $1 Trillion ($1,000,000,000,000) bailouts at the rate of one every few months. What happened here is a cautionary tale to all private buisess that accepting bailouts doesn't mean free money. The price is your soul for socialism, as the Obama adminstration has made it perfectly clear they're going to tell you how much you can people, where you can go on retreats, and how to manage your buisness (even though almost no members of congress have been succesful in the private sector themselves to ANY extent).
Locally Wells Fargo and TCF are starting to get this and they're having second thoughts about signing on to the bailout. They are saying they were strongarmed, but still they should've had the sense to say no.
20 March 2009
Rep. Barney Frank goes to The Wiz...
AAL4:
Congressman Barney Frank (D-MA) goes to The Wiz (beacuase nobody beats him). The Wiz is an electronics store in the Northeast immortalized by that little "Seinfield" reference. But I'm already off topic (sorry, this might happen a lot during this story).
Known for their expert service, Frank encounters this location's top sales clerk. He's a college student who earns more at the Wiz than most of his peers because he's paid on commission and is very good with the customers (he's probably in the upper class of "poor college students" if you will). By the way this particual college student is running up a little more student loan debt than he planned because he recently changed his major from architechure to city planning (I know that has nothing to do with anything, but bear with me).
Frank buys himself a new HDTV Projector, other home theater equipment, new computer system, police scanner, and all kinds of other electronics both for his home in Massachusetts and in Washington, DC. He also buys the extended warranty and the Wiz decided to throw in free delivery to both locations (because "Nobody beats the Wiz"). So all total let's say he spent, oh let's pick a random number, about $17,300. So now he's proud that he got a good deal, because as one of Elaine's ex-boyfriends says in the commercial, "Nobody beats The Wiz."
So Frank comes back home and sees his stuff has been delivered. Excited about the new toys he's acquired he has one the lackeys he brought back from Washington to install everything for him (I'm sorry I can't disclose the nature of the relationship between Frank and his lackey's, why am I getting distracted by this).
Anyway the time finally comes for Frank to push the power button, and boom, smoke out of amplifiers, random power surge, everything's broken. Frank just spent $17,300 on all this stuff that doesn't work. Now most customers of the Wiz know they can usually get most of their money back or exchange their products for working items, but that's not good enough for Frank.
Frank exclaims "Nobody beats the Wiz! Heh! I'm going to beat the shit out of the Wiz." So he and his lackey (again I'm not sure of the nature of this relationship, stop distracting me) take all the stuff back to the store. Now most customers know they can get all their money back or replacement items if goods are delivered damaged or defective.
The Wiz will give all the money back for the defective goods (because "Nobody beats the Wiz!"). But apparantly that's not good enough for Frank as he refuses to be refunded his $17,300. Upon arriving at the store he threatens to subpoena everyone that works at the Wiz. He wants to release the names of the sales clerks, and their income statements to the media. He threatens to fund an organiation that is going to give bus tours to see how lavishly people that work for The Wiz live. An if that isn't enough Frank demands he be refunded $16.50 back once he found out this particluar sales clerk earned a bonus for meeting his extended warranty sales goal.
Frank then screams, "If I don't get my $16.50 I'm going to go to Washington to pass a bill that all extended warranty bonuses be taxed at 90% for all electroncis clerks I buy from." (Frank also took this occasion to demand that the Wiz extend $2000 of credit to all their disadvantaged customers, regardless of their ability to repay, because HDTV is a right in this country. Again I got distracted, sorry back to the main story).
So Frank leaves without his $17,300 and heads to Washington to pass this bill. He finds an ally in Congresswoman Caroyln McCarthy (D-NY) who has a history of hating "upper class poor college students." She tells the media "A hundred percent isn't enough, if I could I would tax him a thousand percent."
Now McCarthy is demanding $165 and is screaming in the media, over this purchase Frank made for $17,300. The angry left wing donors are pouring in. "Screw the 'upper-class poor college student'." It's not fair that they have more money, especially when they sell a bad product we're stuck with. They're raising millions in campaign contributions from George Soros over this. And they are the "champions of the little guy" because they're being oppress by this evil "upper-class poor college student."
Should the Wiz keep offering the money back? Or with Frank and McCarthy just refuse it anyway because they need the campaign issue to justify the government taking over Discount Electronics stores?
Disclaimer:
I did no real research into the Wiz or their return poicies or whether or not Rep. Frank has ever been a customer. The particular story above is fictional. C'mon, it's kind of ridiculous to think elected officials might act like this real life? Isn't It....
Congressman Barney Frank (D-MA) goes to The Wiz (beacuase nobody beats him). The Wiz is an electronics store in the Northeast immortalized by that little "Seinfield" reference. But I'm already off topic (sorry, this might happen a lot during this story).
Known for their expert service, Frank encounters this location's top sales clerk. He's a college student who earns more at the Wiz than most of his peers because he's paid on commission and is very good with the customers (he's probably in the upper class of "poor college students" if you will). By the way this particual college student is running up a little more student loan debt than he planned because he recently changed his major from architechure to city planning (I know that has nothing to do with anything, but bear with me).
Frank buys himself a new HDTV Projector, other home theater equipment, new computer system, police scanner, and all kinds of other electronics both for his home in Massachusetts and in Washington, DC. He also buys the extended warranty and the Wiz decided to throw in free delivery to both locations (because "Nobody beats the Wiz"). So all total let's say he spent, oh let's pick a random number, about $17,300. So now he's proud that he got a good deal, because as one of Elaine's ex-boyfriends says in the commercial, "Nobody beats The Wiz."
So Frank comes back home and sees his stuff has been delivered. Excited about the new toys he's acquired he has one the lackeys he brought back from Washington to install everything for him (I'm sorry I can't disclose the nature of the relationship between Frank and his lackey's, why am I getting distracted by this).
Anyway the time finally comes for Frank to push the power button, and boom, smoke out of amplifiers, random power surge, everything's broken. Frank just spent $17,300 on all this stuff that doesn't work. Now most customers of the Wiz know they can usually get most of their money back or exchange their products for working items, but that's not good enough for Frank.
Frank exclaims "Nobody beats the Wiz! Heh! I'm going to beat the shit out of the Wiz." So he and his lackey (again I'm not sure of the nature of this relationship, stop distracting me) take all the stuff back to the store. Now most customers know they can get all their money back or replacement items if goods are delivered damaged or defective.
The Wiz will give all the money back for the defective goods (because "Nobody beats the Wiz!"). But apparantly that's not good enough for Frank as he refuses to be refunded his $17,300. Upon arriving at the store he threatens to subpoena everyone that works at the Wiz. He wants to release the names of the sales clerks, and their income statements to the media. He threatens to fund an organiation that is going to give bus tours to see how lavishly people that work for The Wiz live. An if that isn't enough Frank demands he be refunded $16.50 back once he found out this particluar sales clerk earned a bonus for meeting his extended warranty sales goal.
Frank then screams, "If I don't get my $16.50 I'm going to go to Washington to pass a bill that all extended warranty bonuses be taxed at 90% for all electroncis clerks I buy from." (Frank also took this occasion to demand that the Wiz extend $2000 of credit to all their disadvantaged customers, regardless of their ability to repay, because HDTV is a right in this country. Again I got distracted, sorry back to the main story).
So Frank leaves without his $17,300 and heads to Washington to pass this bill. He finds an ally in Congresswoman Caroyln McCarthy (D-NY) who has a history of hating "upper class poor college students." She tells the media "A hundred percent isn't enough, if I could I would tax him a thousand percent."
Now McCarthy is demanding $165 and is screaming in the media, over this purchase Frank made for $17,300. The angry left wing donors are pouring in. "Screw the 'upper-class poor college student'." It's not fair that they have more money, especially when they sell a bad product we're stuck with. They're raising millions in campaign contributions from George Soros over this. And they are the "champions of the little guy" because they're being oppress by this evil "upper-class poor college student."
Should the Wiz keep offering the money back? Or with Frank and McCarthy just refuse it anyway because they need the campaign issue to justify the government taking over Discount Electronics stores?
Disclaimer:
I did no real research into the Wiz or their return poicies or whether or not Rep. Frank has ever been a customer. The particular story above is fictional. C'mon, it's kind of ridiculous to think elected officials might act like this real life? Isn't It....
03 March 2009
Rush is Right, and maybe a little wrong...
AAL1:
Shocking title I know, that I would say the Maha Rushie is ever incorrect, we'll get to that later.
First, if you haven't had a chance to see his C-PAC speech, you need to. And if you're a leftist, frankly I dare you.
Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qtvtBGWgBc
Don't worry, it's a CNN feed for those of you who are allergic to "We Report, You Decide." I couldn't find a "pure feed" searching CNN video, just videos of all their panelists complaining about Rush, no see for yourself type links.
Transcript: http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_030209/content/01125106.guest.html
Sorry distracted by my SCUM barbs...
Rush on race...
"You know what the cliche is, a conservative: racist, sexist, bigot, homophobe. Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen of America, if you were paying attention, I know you were, the racism in our culture was exclusively and fully on display in the Democrat primary last year. [Applause]
It was not us asking whether Barack Obama was authentic. What we were asking is: Is he wrong? We concluded, yes. We still think so. But we didn't ask if he was authentically black. We didn't say, as some Southern Christian Leadership Conference leaders said: Barack is not authentic, he's not got any slave blood. He's really not down for the struggle, but his wife is."
Contrary to the what the hate-mongering SCUM would have you believe, it is not the right that has (to paraphrase Dr. King) judged Pres. Obama by the color of his skin, but by the content of his character. But to the left everything that can be about race, is about race. Which means there is no honest disagreement with them as long as any critisim is assumed to be racial.
Rush on the role of politicians...
"All politicians including President Obama are temporary stewards of this nation. It is not their task to remake the founding of this country. It is not their task to tear it apart and rebuild it in their image."
This is why conservatives are disgusted with how much Pres. Obama and the liberals (including republicans Susan Collins, Olympia Snowe and Arlen Specter) are spending. Taking from the earners and giving to the irresponsible. That is not the principle this country was founded on. Obama should not be trying to change this about our nation, but he is.
Wanting Obama to fail...
First off Rush Limbaugh saying "I hope [Obama] fails" is the last line in a context of Obama's plans to change the United States into a socialist nation we don't recognize. Be that as it may, the only problem I have with the language "I hope he fails" is the implication that it's Limbaugh's hope that will make the difference...
At conservativeuncensored.com, we believe that Obama's policies are bad, regardless of who's hoping for what. It doesn't matter if Limbaugh gets 3 wishes from a genie or not. Obama's policies WILL FAIL, regardless of who hopes for it. I think even Limbaugh agrees with that.
Shocking title I know, that I would say the Maha Rushie is ever incorrect, we'll get to that later.
First, if you haven't had a chance to see his C-PAC speech, you need to. And if you're a leftist, frankly I dare you.
Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qtvtBGWgBc
Don't worry, it's a CNN feed for those of you who are allergic to "We Report, You Decide." I couldn't find a "pure feed" searching CNN video, just videos of all their panelists complaining about Rush, no see for yourself type links.
Transcript: http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_030209/content/01125106.guest.html
Sorry distracted by my SCUM barbs...
Rush on race...
"You know what the cliche is, a conservative: racist, sexist, bigot, homophobe. Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen of America, if you were paying attention, I know you were, the racism in our culture was exclusively and fully on display in the Democrat primary last year. [Applause]
It was not us asking whether Barack Obama was authentic. What we were asking is: Is he wrong? We concluded, yes. We still think so. But we didn't ask if he was authentically black. We didn't say, as some Southern Christian Leadership Conference leaders said: Barack is not authentic, he's not got any slave blood. He's really not down for the struggle, but his wife is."
Contrary to the what the hate-mongering SCUM would have you believe, it is not the right that has (to paraphrase Dr. King) judged Pres. Obama by the color of his skin, but by the content of his character. But to the left everything that can be about race, is about race. Which means there is no honest disagreement with them as long as any critisim is assumed to be racial.
Rush on the role of politicians...
"All politicians including President Obama are temporary stewards of this nation. It is not their task to remake the founding of this country. It is not their task to tear it apart and rebuild it in their image."
This is why conservatives are disgusted with how much Pres. Obama and the liberals (including republicans Susan Collins, Olympia Snowe and Arlen Specter) are spending. Taking from the earners and giving to the irresponsible. That is not the principle this country was founded on. Obama should not be trying to change this about our nation, but he is.
Wanting Obama to fail...
First off Rush Limbaugh saying "I hope [Obama] fails" is the last line in a context of Obama's plans to change the United States into a socialist nation we don't recognize. Be that as it may, the only problem I have with the language "I hope he fails" is the implication that it's Limbaugh's hope that will make the difference...
At conservativeuncensored.com, we believe that Obama's policies are bad, regardless of who's hoping for what. It doesn't matter if Limbaugh gets 3 wishes from a genie or not. Obama's policies WILL FAIL, regardless of who hopes for it. I think even Limbaugh agrees with that.
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